Random Quotes And Sayings On Various Topics

by allinspiration.com

“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
– Tiger Woods

“Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.”
– Tim Allen

“My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.”
– Tim Allen

“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”
– Timothy Leary

“Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: “Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children“”
– Unknown

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
– Unknown

“A day without sunshine is like night”
– Unknown

“I can explain it for you, but I can’t understand it for you.”
– Unknown

“Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse.”
– Unknown

“The difference between theory and practice is always greater in practice than in theory.”
– Unknown

“In theory, theory and practice are the same thing, but in practice they’re not.”
– Unknown

“I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”
– Unknown

“Anarchy may not be the best form of government but it’s better than no government at all.”
– Unknown

“Life is like a grindstone: Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up depends on what you’re made of.”
– Unknown

“Everything can be taken from us but one thing; the last of human freedoms: To choose one’s attitude in any given circumstance.”
– Victor Frankl

“Adventure is a sign of incompetence.”
– Vilhjalmar Stefansson

“A witty saying proves nothing.”
– Voltaire

“Nothing recedes like success.”
– Walter Winchel

“Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?”
– Warren Hutcherson

“You are what you don’t shit.”
– Wavy Gravy

“My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.”
– Wendy Leibman

“You may buy from me in your own language, but sell to me in mine.”
– Willy Brandt

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying”
– Woody Allen

“When the door is closed, you must learn to slide across the crack of the sill.”
– Yoruba proverb

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

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