Marriage Quotes And Sayings

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“A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.”
– Helen Rowland

“Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.”
– Hendrik Hertzberg

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.”
– Henny Youngman

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
– Henny Youngman

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.”
– Henny Youngman

“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.”
– Homer

“Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: routine.”
– Honoré de Balzac

“Marriage and its entourage of possession and jealousy enslave the spirit.”
– Irvin D. Yalom

“Married life had taught him the futility of arguing with a female in a dark-brown mood.”
– Isaac Asimov

“Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.”
– Isadora Duncan

“Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.”
– James C. Dobson

“A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.”
– James H. Boren

“Above all, we pray that they will make the journey from selfishness to true love. Whether together or single, this is a journey we all have to make. In a sense it is the real journey of life.”
– Jane Ross-MacDonald

“Divorce is the second worst event in a person’s life. The worst event, of course, is marriage. ?”
– Jarod Kintz

“Me and my grandma are getting married. Just not to each other.”
– Jarod Kintz

“Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.”
– Jean Kerr

“Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.”
– Jennifer Crusie

“A sacrament–like marriage–means living a life better than your natural instincts, so that you’re modeling God. And God never gives up.”
– Jodi Picoult

“Marriage should be a duet – when one sings, the other claps.”
– Joe Murray

“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
– Joey Adams

“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.”
– Joey Adams

“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.”
– John Steinbeck

“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you”
– John Steinbeck

“Marriage . . . is not a love affair; it is an ordeal. (92)”
– Joseph Campbell

“One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.”
– Judith Viorst

“My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband.”
– Julia Quinn

“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
– Katharine Hepburn

“If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.”
– Katharine Hepburn

“A man approaching retirement called the retirement office to inquire about his pension. Afterward, he was asked if his wife worked. “She’s worked all her life making me happy”, he replied. “Yes sir, but has she earned money to receive her pension?” “When we got married we agreed on an arrangement”, he said. “I would earn the living, and she would make the living worthwhile”.”
– Kelly Crawford

“Marriage can wait, education cannot.”
– Khaled Hosseini

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