Baby Quotes And Sayings

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Baby Quotes And Sayings


“When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn’t quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, it’s so incredible.”
– Danica Mckellar

“It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.”
Deepak Chopra

“It is not a slight thing when those so fresh from God love us.”
– Dickens

“Babies are such a nice way to start people.”
– Don Herrold

“I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.”
– Douglas Feaver

“You are so precious to me, sweet as can be, baby of mine”
– Dumbo

“Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.”
– Ed Howe

“A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.”
– Eda J. Le Shan

“I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

“Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact … the family brings up baby by being brought up by him.”
– Erik H. Erikson

“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.”
– Fran Lebowitz

“A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.”
– Frank A. Clark

“A newborn baby has only three demands. They are warmth in the arms of its mother, food from her breasts, and security in the knowledge of her presence. Breastfeeding satisfies all three.”
– Grantly Dick-Read

“Always kiss your children goodnight – even if they’re already asleep.”
– H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

“Every child begins the world again.”
– Henry David Thoreau

“Every baby needs a lap.”
– Henry Robin

“When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be”
– James Matthew Barrie

“Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.”
– Jimmy Piersal

“Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.”
– Kate Douglas Wiggin

“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.”
– Kin Hubbard

“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”
– Lawrence Housman

“I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.”
– Loretta Lynn

Father asked us, “What was God’s noblest work?” Anna said, “Men“, but I said “Babies”. Men are often bad, but babies never are.”
– Louisa May Alcott

“When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.”
– Marie Osmond

“A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.”
Mark Twain

“A babe in a house is a well-spring of pleasure.”
– Martin Tupper

“A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.”
– Martin Tupper

“A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.”
– Mary Mason

“Where do babies come from? Don’t bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called “making love”. Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said ‘sex is good‘. All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.”
– Matt Groening

“Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.”
– Matthew Broderick

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