Yet More Retirement Sayings And Quotes


Yet More Retirement Sayings And Quotes

Need some short catchphrases on retirement, whether inspirational or humorous ones? Check out these retirement sayings and quotes.

“Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.”
– A.A. Milne

“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.”
– Abe Lemons

“Retirement is when I can happily delete my LinkedIn account.”
– Alana Cates

“Heaven, that’s my retirement plan.”
– Anonymous

“I feel like early retirement is an incredible gift. It’s a gift that everyone should give themselves.”
– Anonymous

“Retirement is surely one of those times in life when you get a second chance to being free again, after student life got over. Make sure you make the most of your retirement days!”
– Anonymous

“Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials – much to live on and much to live for.”
– Anonymous

“Retirement, when every day is Saturday!”
– Anonymous

“Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.”
– Anonymous

“The money‘s no better in retirement but the hours are!”
– Anonymous

“A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.”
– Anonymous

“As to that leisure evening of life, I must say that I do not want it. I can conceive of no contentment of which toil is not to be the immediate parent.”
– Anthony Trollope

“Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.”
– Bernard Baruch

“I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make- up box.”
– Bette Davis

“I never stopped doing anything [when I retired], I stopped getting paid for it.”
– Bill Chavanne

“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
– Bill Watterson, Calvin And Hobbes

“What do gardeners do when they retire?”
– Bob Monkhouse

“First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.”
– Branch Rickey

“No longer having to punch a time clock is my definition of retirement. That way I could do what I want – when I want – anytime I want.”
– Brooky Brown

“Retirement, a time to do what you want to do, when you want to do it, where you want to do it, and, how you want to do it.”
– Catherine Pulsifer

“When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.”
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”
– Dean Martin

“He had an answer to almost everything and he retired at an early age.”
– Dejan Stojanovic

“Retirement means doing whatever I want to do. It means choice.”
– Dianne Nahirny

“I’ve lit the blue touch paper and found there’s nowhere to retire to.”
– Doctor Who

“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.”
– Doug Larson

“Sometimes it’s important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it’s essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow.”
– Douglas Pagels

“A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.”
– Ella Harris

“Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.”
– Ernest Hemingway

“Age (and retirement) appear to be best in four things – old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.”
– Francis Bacon

“When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.”
– Gail Sheehy

“I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.”
– Gene Perret

“I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.”
– Gene Perret

“In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It’s either that or buy a new golf ball.”
– Gene Perret

“Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.”
– Gene Perret

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