Texas Sayings And Quotes

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“She speaks ten words a second, with gusts to fifty.”
– Texas Saying

“She’s a couple sandwiches shy of a picnic.”
– Texas Saying

“She’s got a lot of stars in her crown.”
– Texas Saying

“She’s got more airs than an Episcopalian.”
– Texas Saying

“She’s got tongue enough for ten rows of teeth.”
– Texas Saying

“She’s just naturally horizontal.”
– Texas Saying

“She’s so ugly she’d make a freight train take a dirt road.”
– Texas Saying

“She’d charge hell with a bucket of ice water.”
– Texas Saying

“She’s mad as an old wet hen”
– Texas Saying

“She’s makin’ a mountain out of a mole-hill”
– Texas Saying

“She’s prettier than a speckled pup!”
– Texas Saying

“She’s two sandwiches short of a picnic.”
– Texas Saying

“She’s warm in winter, shady in summer. ”
– Texas Saying

“Shiny as a new penny”
– Texas Saying

“Shy as a crocus.”
– Texas Saying

“Shy as sapphires.”
– Texas Saying

“Skin your own buffalo.”
– Texas Saying

“Slow as Christmas”
– Texas Saying

“Slow as Methuselah”
– Texas Saying

“So big he has to sit down in shifts.”
– Texas Saying

“So crooked you can’t tell from his tracks if he’s coming or going.”
– Texas Saying

“So dry I’m spitting cotton.”
– Texas Saying

“So dry my duck don’t know how to swim.”
– Texas Saying

“So dry the Baptists are sprinkling, the Methodists are spitting, and the Catholics are giving rain checks.”
– Texas Saying

“So dry the birds are building their nests out of barbed wire.”
– Texas Saying

“So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.”
– Texas Saying

“So dry the trees are bribing the dogs.”
– Texas Saying

“So dull he won’t cut hot butter”
– Texas Saying

“So hot the hens are laying hard-boiled eggs.”
– Texas Saying

“So hot the hens are laying hard-boiled eggs.”
– Texas Saying

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