Texas Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“He’s older than dirt”
– Texas Saying

“He’s salt of the earth”
– Texas Saying

“He’s sharp as a tack”
– Texas Saying

“He’s smart as a whip”
– Texas Saying

“He’s so country he thinks a seven course meal is a possum and a six pack.”
– Texas Saying

“He’s so slow he could gain weight walking.”
– Texas Saying

“He’s sober as a judge”
– Texas Saying

“He’s too old the cut the mustard”
– Texas Saying

“His butt looks like two hams in a tow sack.”
– Texas Saying

“His elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top”
– Texas Saying

“Hot as a billy goat in a pepper patch.”
– Texas Saying

“Hot as a billy goat in a pepper patch.”
– Texas Saying

“Hot as a depot stove.”
– Texas Saying

“Hot as a pot of neck bones.”
– Texas Saying

“Hot as a summer revival.”
– Texas Saying

“Hot as a summer revival.”
– Texas Saying

“Hot as a two-dollar whore on the 4th of July.”
– Texas Saying

“Hot as Hades.”
– Texas Saying

“Hot as the hinges of hell.”
– Texas Saying

“Hotter than a burning stump.”
– Texas Saying

“Hotter than a burning stump.”
– Texas Saying

“Hotter than a fur coat in Marfa.”
– Texas Saying

“Hotter than honeymoon hotel.”
– Texas Saying

“I ate so many armadillos when I was young I still role up into a ball when I hear a dog bark.”
– Texas Saying

“I feel like a possum trotted over my grave.”
– Texas Saying

“I got the short end of the stick”
– Texas Saying

“I haven’t seen him in a coon’s age!”
– Texas Saying

“I hear you clucking but I can’t find your nest.”
– Texas Saying

“I think he got hit with an ugly stick”
– Texas Saying

“I took her under my wing”
– Texas Saying

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