Some Great Wedding Sayings And Verses

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Some Great Wedding Sayings And Verses


“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
– Lewis Grizzard

“Daddy was real gentle with kids. That’s why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.”
– Loretta Lynn

“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.”
– Lyndon B. Johnson

“He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
– Mae West

“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”
– Mae West

“When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.”
– Marie Osmond

“Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.”
Marilyn Monroe

“Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.”
Martin Luther

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
– Michel de Montaigne

“If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.”
– Michel de Montaigne

“Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.”
– Michel de Montaigne

“Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.”
– Michel de Montaigne

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
– Mignon McLaughlin

“If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you’d have a hell of a lot of overlapping.”
– Mignon McLaughlin

“Love is often the fruit of marriage.”
– Moliere

“Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.”
– Neil Simon

“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.”
– Ogden Nash

“To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.”
– Ogden Nash

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde

“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”
– Oscar Wilde

“There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!”
– Patrice Leconte

“The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly.”
– Peter De Vries

“The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.”
– Peter De Vries

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip

“There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.”
– Princess Diana

“All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.”
– Raymond Hull

“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”
– Red Skelton

“I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don’t spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.”
– Reese Witherspoon

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
– Rita Rudner

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