Short Funny Quotes And Sayings For Quick Humor

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“An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.”
– Mohandas K. Gandhi

“Brevity is the soul of wit.”
– William Shakespeare

“The best love affairs are those we never had.”
– Norman Lindsay

“A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”
– Arthur McBride Bloch

“All generalizations are bad.”
– R.H. Grenier

“Man was predestined to have free will.”
– Hal Lee Luyah

“Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.”
– Douglas Adams

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.”
– Rita Mae Brown

“Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.”
– Peter Marshall

“From a small seed a mighty trunk may grow.”
– Aeschylus

“No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.”
– Aesop

“Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“Great acts are made up of small deeds.”
– Lao Tzu

“Many great actions are committed in small struggles.”
– Victor Hugo

“Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are.”
– Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Leadership comes in small acts as well as bold strokes.”
– Carly Fiorina

“Success is the sum of small efforts – repeated day in and day out.”
– Robert Collier

“Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small.”
– Donald Rumsfeld

“Small things amuse small minds.”
– Doris Lessing

“I’m small, but I’m neither compliant nor agreeable.”
– Elia Kazan

“I always feel like I’m the young one, I’m the small one.”
– Shawn Johnson

“Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald

“All imperfection is easier to tolerate if served up in small doses.”
– Wislawa Szymborska

“A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas.”
– Charles Dudley Warner

“War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.”
– Hannah Arendt

“The small courtesies sweeten life; the greater ennoble it.”
– Christian Nestell Bovee

“Small gestures can have a big impact.”
– Julianna Margulies

“We grow small trying to be great.”
– David Hockney

“Speech is the small change of silence.”
– George Meredith

“If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.”
– Albert Einstein

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