Short Funny Quotes And Sayings For Quick Humor

by allinspiration.com

“Ambition is not a vice of little people.”
– Michel de Montaigne

“It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.”
– Henry David Thoreau

“A clever man commits no minor blunders.”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.”
– Albert Einstein

“Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.”
– Anonymous

“I like life. It’s something to do.”
– Ronnie Shakes

“I do not like to repeat successes, I like to go on to other things.”
– Walt Disney

“All things are difficult before they are easy”
– Thomas Fuller

“Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.”
– Jackson Brown

“One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time.”
– John Wanamaker

“About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.”
– Herbert Clark Hoover

“Nothing recedes like success.”
– Walter Winchell

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
– Steven Wright

“If you rest, you rust.”
– Helen Hayes

“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”
– Mohandas K. Gandhi

“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. ”
– Mae West

“Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.”
– Henri L. Bergson

“The time to relax is when you don’t have time for it!”
– Jim Goodwin and/or Sydney J. Harris

“To get the best, simply give your best.”
– Soren Lauritzen

“It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.”
– Albert Einstein

“In the game of life you win by playing.”
– Soren Lauritzen

“Get the facts first. You can distort them later.”
– Mark Twain

“Here are the opinions on which my facts are based.”
– Anonymous

“INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.”
– Anonymous

“Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.”
– Lord Tennyson

“In the end, everything is a gag.”
– Charlie Chaplin

“Frailty, thy name is woman!”
– William Shakespeare

“Fortune favors the brave.”
– Virgil, Aeneid

“A joke is a very serious thing.”
– Winston Churchill

“Where there is love there is life.”
– Mohandas K. Gandhi

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