Short Funny Quotes And Sayings For Quick Humor

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“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”
– Niels Bohr

“A problem well stated is a problem half solved.”
– Charles F. Kettering

“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.”
– Albert Einstein

“The secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God.”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

“Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.”
– Albert Einstein

“A person’s a person, no matter how small.”
– Dr. Seuss

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.”
– Bill Cosby

“All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.”
– James Thurber

“The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.”
– Albert Einstein

“To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.”
– Winston Churchill

“A loving heart is the truest wisdom.”
– Charles Dickens

“If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.”
– Alan Simpson

“You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event — it is a habit.”
– Aristotle

“No one will pay you to solve a non-problem.”
– Vinod Kosla

“The life which is unexamined is not worth living.”
– Socrates

“The way things are is not the way things have to be.”
– Emmanual Katongole and Chris Rice

“We are like tea bags — we don’t know our own strength until we’re in hot water.”
– Sister Busche

“To do a common thing, uncommonly well, brings success.”
– Henry John Heinz

“Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.”
– Zig Ziglar

“If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.”
– A. Maslow

“Thinking is the hardest work there is. That is why so few people engage in it.”
– Henry Ford

“Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment. ”
– Mark Twain

“I rant, therefore I am.”
– Dennis Miller

“Television has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable.”
– Shimon Peres

“Common sense ain’t common.”
– Will Rogers

“When in doubt, tell the truth.”
– Mark Twain

“If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention.”
– Tom Peters

“A goal without a plan is just a wish.”
– Antoine de Saint-Exupery

“Courage is fear that has said its prayers.”
– Dorothy Bernard

“Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.”
– Lewis Carroll

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