Sarcastic Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“You can be whatever you want; however, in your case you should probably aim low.”
– Sarcasm Society

“Do something productive. Stop being yourself.”
– Sarcasm Society

“Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.”
– Golda Meir

“If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.”
– George Carlin

“I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant

“Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant

“The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant

“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant

“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant

“I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant

“A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually..”
– Abba Eban

“His ignorance is encyclopedic..”
– Abba Eban

“Better never than late.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“It’s easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“A true friend stabs you in the front.”
– Oscar Wilde

“I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.”
– Oscar Wilde

“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”
– Oscar Wilde

“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”
– Oscar Wilde

“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Why was I born with such contemporaries.”
– Oscar Wilde

“The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.”
– Victor Borge

“Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.”
– Mark Twain

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
– Mark Twain

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
– Mark Twain

“Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.”
– Mark Twain

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
– Mark Twain

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