Retirement Teacher Humor For A Good Laugh

by allinspiration.com

“I wish to take this opportunity to extend my gratitude to you for your cooperation, understanding, and support during my employment here. I would also like to express my appreciation to my fellow teachers and other colleagues for their support and friendship throughout my stay here.”
– Unknown

“Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. ”
– Unknown

“Old teachers never die; they just grade away. ”
– Unknown

“Someone once said, “There are two good reasons to be a teacher July and August.” In fact, there are three good reasons to be a teacher. The third reason is retirement. ”
– Unknown

“Successful teachers are effective in spite of the psychological theories they suffer under.”
– Unknown

“Teacher’s Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class.”
– Unknown

“Teachers teach more by what they are than by what they say.”
– Unknown

“The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money. ”
– Unknown

“The money is no better in retirement but the hours are!”
– Unknown

“A good teacher is like a candle it consumes itself to light the way for others. ”
– Unknown

“A teacher’s purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image. ”
– Unknown

“The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you just learned this morning. ”
– Unknown

“A professor is someone who talks in someone else’s sleep.”
– W. H. Auden

“For every person wishing to teach, there are 30 wishing not to be taught. ”
– W.C. Sellar and R.J. Yeatman

“A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep. ”
– W.H. Auden

“A schoolmaster should have an atmosphere of awe, and walk wonderingly, as if he was amazed at being himself.”
– Walter Bagehot

“The smarter the journalists are, the better off society is. For to a degree, people read the press to inform themselves – and the better the teacher, the better the student body.”
– Warren Buffett

“Excellence is a better teacher than mediocrity. The lessons of the ordinary are everywhere. Truly profound and original insights are to be found only in studying the exemplary.”
– Warren G. Bennis

“The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. ”
– William Arthur Ward

“We can teach a lot of things, but if the teacher can’t relate by talking to a group of friendly students, he’ll never be a competent teacher.”
– William Glasser

“Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.”
– William Hazlitt

“The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. ”
– William James

“The teacher should make a concerted effort never to lose his temper in the presence of the class. If a man, he may take refuge in profane soliloquies. If a woman, she may follow the example of one sweet-faced tranquil girl who went out in the yard and gnawed a post. ”
– William Lyon Phelps

“The teacher should never lose his temper in the presence of the class. If a man, he may take refuge in profane soliloquies; if a woman, she may follow the example of one sweet-faced and apparently tranquil girl go out in the yard and gnaw a post.”
– William Lyon Phelps

“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
– Woody Allen

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