Philosophical Quotes And Sayings


Philosophical Quotes And Sayings

God bless America. But God, please help Canada.”
– Christopher Titus

“I don’t suffer from insanity–I enjoy every minute of it.”
– Christopher Titus

“If at first you don’t succeed, then drag racing isn’t for you.”
– Christopher Titus

“No problem is so big and difficult that it can’t be blamed on somebody else.”
– Christopher Titus

Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn’t, you’ll be too hammered to remember.”
– Christopher Titus

“Revenge is good. It’s what separates us from the animals and the hippies.”
– Christopher Titus

“Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.”
– Christopher Titus

“Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee and die.”
– Christopher Titus

“The government favors the most diplomatic language. That’s why any letter to them should always start with, “Dear turkeys and foul maggots…” 
– Christopher Titus

“We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse.”
– Christopher Titus

“Whenever you’re pissed off, just remember that it’s better than being pissed on.”
– Christopher Titus

“The fish trap exists because of the fish.  Once you’ve gotten the fish you can forget the trap.  The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit.  Once you’ve gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare.  Words exist because of meaning.  Once you’ve gotten the meaning, you can forget the words.  Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him? ”
– Chuang Tzu 

“I am in love – and, my God, it is the greatest thing that can happen to a man. I tell you, find a woman you can fall in love with. Do it. Let yourself fall in love. If you have not done so already, you are wasting your life.”
– D. H. Lawrence

“Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.”
– Dorothy Parker

“When they go fishing, it is not really fish they are after.  It is a philosophic meditation.”
– E.T. Brown 

“Sometimes it’s necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly.”
– Edward Albee

“The obscure we see eventually.  The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer.”
– Edward R. Murrow

“Whoso loves believes the impossible.”
– Elizabeth Barrett Browning

“Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.”
– Erich Fromm

“The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts: 1) To return love for hate; 2) To include the excluded; and 3) To say ‘I was wrong.’”
– Ernst Heinrich Haeckel

“We are more often treacherous through weakness than through calculation.”
– Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“I have loved to the point of madness / That which is called madness / That which to me / Is the only sensible way to love.”
– Francoise Sagan

“God is dead! He remains dead! And we have killed him.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche

“Only one man ever understood me, and he didn’t understand me”
– G. W. F. Hegel

“What is rational is actual and what is actual is rational”
– G. W. F. Hegel

“The fly that doesn’t want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter.”
– G.C. Lichtenberg

“Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing.”
– Goethe

“We live in the best of all possible worlds”
– Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

“Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.”
– Henri Louis Bergson

“A gun gives you the body, not the bird.”
– Henry David Thoreau

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