More Valentine Sayings And Quotes About Love

by allinspiration.com

“I’m already hating myself at a single-on-Valentine’s-Day level.”
– Unknown

“I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with my Ex…Box 360!”
– Unknown

“It’s not what you do for me on Valentine’s Day that matters but the amount of jealousy it provokes in others.”
– Unknown

“I’ve fallen in love many times… always with you.”
– Unknown

“Just remember that being alone on Valentine’s Day is no different than any other day of your life.”
– Unknown

“Let people be in love, don’t down Valentines Day just because you’re not with someone.”
– Unknown

“Let’s have a fiscally but not sexually conservative Valentine’s Day”
– Unknown

“Let’s have a quiet, relaxing, multi-course dinner cooked by you at home this Valentine’s Day.”
– Unknown

“Let’s spend Valentine’s Day alone together.”
– Unknown

“Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.”
– Unknown

“Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.”
– Unknown

“Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.”
– Unknown

“Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life.”
– Unknown

“May your Valentine’s Day be full of all the sinful things people are giving up for Lent.”
– Unknown

“May your Valentine’s Day dinner have the romantic lighting of a stadium blackout.”
– Unknown

“My Valentine runs on batteries.”
– Unknown

“No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.”
– Unknown

“Nothing Steve Jobs ever created could fully replace you in my life.”
– Unknown

“People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday.”
– Unknown

“Rest assured that however crappy your Valentine’s Day is, Instagram can make it look romantic…”
– Unknown

“Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.”
– Unknown

“Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you.”
– Unknown

“Since today is Valentine’s day, I was wondering if you’d like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date… Happy Valentine’s Day, Everyone!!”
– Unknown

“Single people pretend like being single on Valentines doesn’t suck…Yeah right, I used to hate it.”
– Unknown

“Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever.”
– Unknown

“The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet…”
– Unknown

“The best part of being my own date for Valentine’s Day is knowing I’m guaranteed to score.”
– Unknown

“The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working.”
– Unknown

“The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.”
– Unknown

“These funny and hilarious Valentine sayings will surely trigger a good laugh to the one they are being used to on Valentine’s day. Pick your favorite ones and bring a big smile on the face of your love this Valentine.”
– Unknown

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