More Funny Tee Shirt Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping”
– Unknown

“What If the Hokey Pokey Is Really What It’s All About?”
– Unknown

“Liberal Arts Major… Will Think for Food.”
– Unknown

“First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, Closed.”
– Unknown

“In Dog Years, I’m Dead.”
– Unknown

“Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye Opener.”
– Unknown

“Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well.”
– Unknown

“A Day Without Sunshine is Like Night.”
– Unknown

“First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.”
– Unknown

“Old Age Comes at a Bad Time.”
– Unknown

“I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.”
– Unknown

“I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
– Unknown

“God must love stupid people…He made SO many.”
– Unknown

“I took an IQ test and the results were negative.”
– Unknown

“Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.”
– Unknown

“Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?”
– Unknown

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
– Unknown

“Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.”
– Unknown

“5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it’s an amusement park.”
– Unknown

“I’m not with stupid anymore.”
– Unknown

“McDivorce: I’m getting it.”
– Unknown

“Fed Up with my Ex.”
– Unknown

“Kiss me, my divorce is final.”
– Unknown

“Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.”
– Unknown

“Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from many, it’s research.”
– Wilson Mizner

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