More Funny Tee Shirt Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be misquoted and then used against you.”
– Unknown

“Drive defensively, buy a tank!”
– Unknown

“Thank you for calling tech support, your ignorance is my job security.”
– Unknown

“If I throw a stick, will you leave?”
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“FAILURE is not an option, it comes all bundled up with the software.”
– Unknown

“I would put something CLEVER here… But you just wouldn’t get it!”
– Unknown

“Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that actually do.”
– Unknown

“Warning! This shirt has sharp edges.”
– Unknown

“Try to not let your mind wander, it’s much too small to be out on it’s own.”
– Unknown

“7 out of 3 people are math illiterate.”
– Unknown

“I’m going off to go find myself. If I’m not back by the time I return, keep me here.”
– Unknown

“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving just isn’t for you.”
– Unknown

“I know all the answers, but I’ve been sworn to secrecy.”
– Unknown

“Let’s hope there’s intelligent life in outer space. I’m so lonely here.”
– Unknown

“There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don’t”
– Unknown

“What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt.”
– Unknown

“I’m not perfect but parts of me are.”
– Unknown

“Work sucks but I need the bucks.”
– Unknown

“Go fast, turn left!”
– Unknown

“If it’s too loud, you’re too old.”
– Unknown

“Hey, I’m up here ^”
– Unknown

“I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message”
– Unknown

“Cogito Ergo Periculosus (I Think Therefore I’m Dangerous)”
– Unknown

“He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest”
– Unknown

“Just Because I Don’t Care Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Understand”
– Unknown

“I Love Children But I Don’t Think I Can Eat A Whole One”
– Unknown

“These Are My Dress Clothes”
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“I Don’t Know Karate But I Do Know Krazy And I Am Not Afraid To Use It”
– Unknown

“Do Not Disturb Already Disturbed”
– Unknown

“Sarcasm is Only One Of The Services I Offer”
– Unknown

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