More Funny Tee Shirt Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.”
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“Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!”
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“I’m not getting smaller I’m backing away from you.”
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“Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?”
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“I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.”
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“Computer programmers don’t byte, they nibble a bit.”
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“BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.”
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“I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice) We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.”
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“Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.”
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“Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.”
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“There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.”
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“People like you are the reason people like me need medication.”
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“Oh crap! You’re going to try and cheer me up, aren’t you?”
– Unknown

“Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.”
– Unknown

“Procrastinate Now”
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“All men are idiots And I married their king.”
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“Hard work has a future payoff Laziness pays off now.”
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“Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.”
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“EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip-mine the other planets later.”
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“Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.”
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“I wear the brains in the family.”
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“No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway!”
– Unknown

“I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.”
– Unknown

“Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!”
– Unknown

“It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.”
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“Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia.”
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“I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.”
– Unknown

“You’re funny…looking.”
– Unknown

“Dude. That wasn’t funny.”
– Unknown

“There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.”
– Unknown

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