More Funny Inspirational Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.”
– Thomas Holcroft

“Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.”
– Thornton

“If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.”
– Tom Hirshfield

“Success comes in cans, failure in cant’s.”
– Unknown

“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.”
– Unknown

“Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.”
– Unknown

“Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Are you a dog or a cat?”
– Unknown

“Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.”
– Wayne W. Dyer

“Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac — you can always take something for it.”
– Unknown

“Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks. They are the summits of ranges.”
– Unknown

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”
– Unknown

“I was thinking one day and I realized that if I just had somebody behind me all the way to motivate me I could make a big difference. Nobody came along like that so I just became that person for myself.”
– Unknown

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
– Unknown

“Never make the same mistake twice or you’ll never get around to all of them.”
– Unknown Author

“Experience is the worst teacher, it gives the test before presenting the lesson.”
– Vernon Law

“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
– Vidal Sassoon

“It’s never to late to have a happy childhood.”
– Wayne W. Dyer

“I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.”
– Wendy Cope

“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.”
– Will Rogers

“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
– Woody Allen

“My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.”
– Woody Allen

“If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
– Yogi Berra

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