Laughter Quotes And Sayings

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“Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.”
– Kurt Vonnegut

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.”
– Kurt Vonnegut

“Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.”
– L.M. Montgomery

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
– Lana Turner

“I’m really only happy when I’m on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That’s what I’m all about – people and laughter.”
– Larry David

“A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.”
– Laurence J. Peter

“If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.”
– Laurence J. Peter

“The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour – ha ha ha ha ha – they’ll take you away, man. You can’t.”
– Lenny Bruce

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
– Lily Tomlin

“I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.”
– Lucille Ball

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
– Mae West

“My body needs laughter as much as it needs tears. Both are cleansers of stress.”
– Mahogany SilverRain

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
– Margaret Mead

“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.”
– Mark Twain

“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
– Mark Twain

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
– Mark Twain

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
– Mark Twain

“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.”
– Mark Twain

“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”
– Mark Twain

“You have as much laughter as you have faith.”
– Martin Luther

“It is cheerful to God when you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your heart.”
– Martin Luther King Jr.

“The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.”
– Mason Cooley

“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh.”
– Maya Angelou

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
– Mel Brooks

“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”
– Milton Berle

“Laughter is an instant vacation.”
– Milton Berle

“A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.”
– Mitch Hedberg

“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
– Mitch Hedberg

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.”
– Natalie Wood

“Give a child love, laughter and peace, not AIDS.”
– Nelson Mandela

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