Laughter Quotes And Sayings

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“Laugh, and the world laughs with you: Weep, and you weep alone.
– Ella Wheeler Wilcox

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”
– Ellen DeGeneres

“How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.”
– Emo Philips

“A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.”
– Erma Bombeck

“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
– Erma Bombeck

“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
– Erma Bombeck

“Laugh now, cry later.”
– Erma Bombeck

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
– Erma Bombeck

“To jealousy, nothing is more frightful than laughter.”
– Francoise Sagan

“Nothing brings on jealousy like laughter.”
– Françoise Sagan

“California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange.”
– Fred Allen

“Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche

“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
– George Burns

“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”
– George Carlin

“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
– George Carlin

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”
– George Carlin

“In the vain laughter of folly wisdom hears half its applause.”
– George Eliot

“Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine.”
– George Gordon Byron

“Laughter is poison to fear.”
– George R.R. Martin

“Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don’t know how to laugh either”
– Golda Meir

“Laughter is more than just a pleasurable activity…When people laugh together, they tend to talk and touch more and to make eye contact more frequently.”
– Gretchen Rubin

“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
– Groucho Marx

“All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.”
– Groucho Marx

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
– Groucho Marx

“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”
– Groucho Marx

“The only real laughter comes from despair.”
– Groucho Marx

“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”
– H. L. Mencken

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
– Hedy Lamarr

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