Funny Tombstone Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“To the vast Soul which o’er him planned.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“To yesterday’s companionship and tomorrow’s reunion”
– Rita Hayworth

“I don’t get no respect”
– Rodney Dangerfield

“The one thing I would hope would go on my tombstone is, ‘I made my parents proud.”‘
– Roger Goodell

“You only live once. You don’t want your tombstone to read: ‘Played it Safe.”‘
– Rosario Dawson

“The Cowboy’s Prayer: Oh Lord, I reckon I’m not much just by myself. I fail to do a lot of things I ought to do. But Lord, when trails are steep and passes high, Help me to ride it straight the whole way through. And when in the falling dusk I get the final call, I do not care how many flowers they send – Above all else the happiest trail would be for you to say to me, ‘Let’s ride, My friend.’ Amen”
– Roy Rogers

“If she gets up then I’ll lie still!”
– Scotland Tombstone

“Took off his winter flannels.”
– Scotland Tombstone

“Even amidst fierce flames the golden lotus can be planted.”
– Sylvia Plath Hughes

“I know what I’m having ‘em put on my tombstone: ‘I have nothing more to say’.”
– Ted Turner

“And left in the same manner.”
– Tennessee Tombstone

“My wife says that my tombstone will read, ‘Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.’ So I think that’s probably what I’ll be remembered for.”
– Tom Bosley

“Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.”
– Tombstone Arizona

“Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me.”
– Tombstone in England

“Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me.”
– Tombstone in England

“Sir John Strange; Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.”
– Tombstone in England

“SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE DONE”
– Unknown Tombstone

“I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.”
– Vermont tombstone

“She always said her feet were killing her, but nobody believed her.”
– Virginia tombstone

“UNVANQUISHED AND UNYIELDING, O DEATH!”
– Virginia Woolf

“On the whole I would rather be living in Philadelphia.”
– W.C.Fields

“Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.”
– Walter Winchell

“Pard, we will meet again in the Happy Hunting Ground To part no more, Goodbye”
– Wild Bill Hickok

“CURST BE HE YT MOVES MY BONES”
– William Shakespeare

“I wonder what I was begun for.”
– Wisconsin Tombstone

“NOTHING’S SO LOYAL AS LOVE.”
– Wyatt & Josephine Earp

“When I am dead and buried, on my tombstone I would like to have it written, I have arrived. Because when you feel that you have arrived, you are dead.”
– Yul Brynner

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