Funny Tombstone Sayings And Quotes

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“Ma loves Pa. Pa loves women. Ma caught Pa with two women swimmin. Here lies pa.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“My bad.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Now, where did I put the antidote?”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Ope’d my eyes, took a peep; Didn’t like it, went to sleep.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Please sign the guest book. Oh, you didn’t bring a chisel?”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Reader –if cash thou art in want of any, Dig four feet deep and find a Penny.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“She kicked up her heels and away she went”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Shit happens”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Sir John Strange. Here lies an honest man. And that is Strange.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“So that’s why you don’t stand still.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Stop dancing.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“That about covers it.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“That is all”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“That’s a wrap!”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“That’s all folks!”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“To follow you I’ll not consent, Until I know which way you went.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“To follow you I’ll not consent, Until I know which way you went.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there’s only the pod; Pease shelled out and went to God.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Well, I won’t be doing that again.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“What could possibly go wrong?”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“When I die, Please…aww, it’s too late anyway.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Whoops.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Why couldn’t I stay in world?”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“World’s greatest electrician.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Oh well. At least I tried.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“You only live once. Crap.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Until next time.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“What? I don’t get a do over?”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“But he didn’t have time.”
– Georga Tombstone

“#$%& @!&% #?!$% @?*&!@^#!* @*$! &!%?”
– George Carlin

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