Funny Movie Sayings And Humorous Film Quotes

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“FUBAR.”
– Saving Private Ryan

“Say hello to my little friend.”
– Scarface / Tony Montana (Al Pacino)

“Why is Sidney Prescott staying with you? I mean, that’s like being on ‘Top Chef’ with Jeffrey Dahmer.”
– Scream / Trevor

“All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.”
– Sgt. Bilko / Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“You’ve got red on you.”
– Shaun of the Dead

“You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!”
– Shrek / Donkey

“No one likes a kiss-ass.”
– Shrek / Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

“Welcome to Debbie Country.”
– Singles

“I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.”
– Sixteen Candles

“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”
– Snakes on a Plane / Neville Flynn

“Name’s Barf. I’m a Mog, half man half dog. I’m my own best friend.”
– Spaceballs / Barf

“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!”
– Spaceballs / Captain of the Guard

“So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.”
– Spaceballs / Lone Starr

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!”
– Spaceballs / Minister

“Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’ ”
– Spinal Tap

“Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mudflaps, my girls got ‘em.”
– Spinal Tap

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid.”
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“Get this big walking carpet out of my way.”
– Star Wars / Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher)

“[W]e’re not homosexuals, but we are willing to learn.”
– Stripes / Russell Ziskey

“When I was a kid, my father told me, never hit anyone in anger, unless you’re absolutely sure you can get away with it.”
– Stripes / Russell Ziskey

“Honey, just ’cause I talk slow doesn’t mean I’m stupid.”
– Sweet Home Alabama / Jake Perry (Josh Lucas)

“This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.”
– Swingers

“Trish: ‘Do you have protection?’ Andy: ‘I don’t believe in guns.’”
– The 40 Year Old Virgin

“I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.”
– The Addams Family

“Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’ my job.”
– The Addams Family / Morticia (Angelica Hustion)

“Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!”
– The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert / Felicia

“Elementary, my dear Watson.”
– The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes / Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)

“I took the liberty of bullshitting you.”
– The Blues Brothers / Elwood Blues (Dan Ackroyd)

“You know what the trouble about real life is? There’s no danger music.”
– The Cable Guy / The Cable Guy

“Never tell me the odds.”
– The Empire Strikes Back / Hans Solo (Harrison Ford)

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