Funny Birthday Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
– Pope John

“A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.”
– R. C. Ferguson

“I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!”
– Rayne Kent

“Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.”
– Richard Armour

“Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.”
– Robert Browning

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”
– Robert Frost

“Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.”
– Robert Frost

“Most of us can remember a time when a birthday – especially if it was one’s own – brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.”
– Robert Lynd

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.”
– Robert Orben

“Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.”
– Robert Southey

“Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.”
– Roger

“The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.”
– Samuel Johnson

“How far that little candle throws his beams!”
– Shakespeare

“There was a star dance, and under that was I born.”
– Shakespeare

“To me, fair friend, you never can be old. For as you were when first your eye I eyed. Such seems your beauty still.”
– Shakespeare

“How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!”
– Silly-Me

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
– Sir Norman Wisdom

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
– Sir Norman Wisdom

“It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.”
– Someone

“My Birthday! What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear.”
– Thomas Moore

“Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.”
– Tom Wilson

“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.”
– Ubie Blake

“A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.”
– Unknown

“A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.”
– Unknown

“A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!”
– Unknown

“Act your age not your shoe size.”
– Unknown

“Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.”
– Unknown

“Age is a number and mine is unlisted.”
– Unknown

“Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade.”
– Unknown

“At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!”
– Unknown

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