Funny Birthday Card Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.”
– Unknown

“It’s frustrating when u know all the answers
but nobody bothers 2 ask u the questions.”
– Unknown

“It’s your birthday, but I don’t think of you as a little older, I think of you as a lot older. ‘
– Unknown

“Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love & peace & joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes.”
– Unknown

“The polar ice caps r melting
Prevention measures, we must take
So please don’t think of lighting
All those candles on your cake”
– Unknown

“Pretending to read your card »”>birthday card after the money‘s fallen out…”
– Unknown


“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
– Unknown

“You know you’re fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.”
– Unknown

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.”
– Unknown

“You are a good friend and an even better person. May God bless you with wonderful times ahead. Happy Birthday and thanks for the friendship we share.”
– Unknown


“It’s your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey…’It’s your 60th birthday!’ Hope your year is better than those ears!”
– Unknown

“I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.”
– Unknown

“Santa saw your Facebook status’s… he’s getting you a dictionary for Christmas.”
– Unknown

“She walk into the court her knees buckle Saying for a man to survive he needn’t hustle”
– Unknown

“Look into my eyes and hear what I’m not saying, for my eyes speak louder than my voice ever will.”
– Unknown

“When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you’ve been doing since you were 15.”
– Unknown


“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.”
– Unknown

”
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.”
– Unknown

“They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.”
– Unknown

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it
– Unknown

“Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.”
– Unknown

“A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for”
– Unknown

“I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.”
– Unknown

“A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.”
– Unknown

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