Funny Birthday Card Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”
– Unknown

“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.”
– Unknown

“Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.”
– Unknown

“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.”
– Unknown

“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”
– Unknown

“Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.”
– Unknown

“People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
– Unknown

“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
– Unknown

“The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.”
– Unknown

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”
– Unknown

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.”
– Unknown

“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.”
– Unknown

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.”
– Unknown

“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.”
– Unknown

“To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.”
– Unknown

“Since I believe in KISS? Keep it Short and Simple, I wish you a very Happy Birthday! ”
– Unknown

“You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year. ”
– Unknown

“Don’t be depressed at the fact that you’re on your way to becoming a senior citizen. The older you are, the better the seats you will get in the bus! Happy Birthday.
”
– Unknown

“With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.
”
– Unknown

“Time and Tide wait for no man,
but
time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
happy birthday my love & enjoy your day…
”
– Unknown

“Today is your birthday,
don’t pull your hair,
Look in the mirror,
nature was fair.
Not a day over twenty,
I am kidding, you are plenty. ”
– Unknown

“The museum cura2r called 2day & spoke in animated t1s.
He has a team of scientists who want 2 carbon date your b1s!!
Have a great birthday
”
– Unknown

“When you come in2 eternal life that is when you have just
started your birthday with God so I wish you happy birthday in ras.”
– Unknown

“It’s my wife’s birthday 2morrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.”
– Unknown

“”Oh, I don’t know,” she said. “Just give me something with diamonds.”
That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.”
– Unknown

“On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy
I know you’re 2o old, but I still bought you a 2y! ”
– Unknown

I know it’s your birthday 2day..
I am sure you will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk 2 you in person there, because
I don’t know 2 express my feelings in SMS.”
– Unknown

“A prayer: 2 bless your way
A wish : 2 lighten your moments
A cheer: 2 perfect your day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY”
– Unknown

“So it’s your fortieth birthday
Four decades have g1 & passed
They say when u get older
Time goes twice as fast.”
– Unknown

“U know u r getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ”
– Unknown

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