Funny And Inspirational Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Girls have got balls. They’re just a little higher up, that’s all.”
– Joan Jett

“You can spend a lot of time trying to figure out how men think, and you’ll always be wrong. That’s because they’re so much simpler than we are. They don’t think half the time. They just want what they want and then go for it.”
– Kim Gatlin

“They said you can’t go to the moon. They said you can’t put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.”
– Stephen Colbert

“Change is not a four letter word…but often your reaction to it is!”
– Jeffrey Gitomer

“I go on the presumption that everyone’s full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.”
– Dennis Lehane

“There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.”
– William J. Bennett

“Only a genius can overlook the chaos”
– Philosopher X

“I’m just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarrass easy”
– Micheal Jackson

“They’re hungry for something they know nothing about, but we, we know all too well that the price of fame is the loss of privacy.”
– David Sedaris

“Slaying dragons, melting witches, and banishing demons is all fun and games until someone loses a sidekick—then it’s personal. The bad guy isn’t just the “bad guy” anymore, he’s the BAD GUY!”
– Micheal J. Sullivan

“You go Picasso!”
– Sarah Weeks

“Where there is a will to conquer a man, there is a way to conquer a man.”
– Delilah Marvelle

“Emotions are like muscles. Most of them go highly unattended, it’s usually the weaker, undefined ones that cause injury to the rest, and there is most certainly memory response in play.”
– Erica Goros

“It’s not how you look, it’s how you feel in the dark”
– paula Wall

“Staying on the fence is safe … until someone shoots you off!”
– Steven Charles

“Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.”
– Mark Twain

“Said Buddha to the hot dog vendor, “make me one with everything.”
– New York Magazine

“History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.”
– paula Wall

“Give your brain a break and read a book.”
– Jeff Lyon

“I broke my arm in 3 places so I wont be going back to those places.”
– Jim Rose

“You will die like a dog for no good reason.”
– Ernest Hemingway

“I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with “drink coffee” and ended with “take a nap.”
– Cassandra Duffy

“Yes, we rather condemn people for eternity without the courtesy of informing them.”
– Matthew Pearl

“The good news and the bad news are the same: No one cares!”
– Dave Horowitz

“The best things in life aren’t things.”
– Ken Dandorph

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