Funny And Inspirational Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Sometimes I’m real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.”
– Eminem

“Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.”
– Eminem

“A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I’m joking and when I’m serious.”
– Eminem

“I had nothing to lose, but something to gain.”
– Eminem

“I’m thankful for the talent in which God gave me and I’m thankful for the environment that he placed me.”
– Eminem

See regardless of what anybody believes who hates me; you ain’t gonna make or break me.”
– Eminem

“To all the girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, its society who’s ugly.”
– Marilyn Monroe

“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.”
– Marilyn Monroe

“I’ve often stood silent at a party for hours listening to my movie idols turn into dull and little people.”
– Marilyn Monroe

“Suicide is a person’s privilege. I don’t believe it’s a sin or a crime. It’s your right if you want to, though it doesn’t get you anywhere.”
– Marilyn Monroe

“A girl doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.”
– Marilyn Monroe

“The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.”
– Marilyn Monroe

“When I’m at our house in France I totally cut myself off from the rest of the world. I never have to listen to phones ringing and that’s because – and Vanessa would confirm this – phones are banned from the house. We have a beautiful life and I feel that spending time in France has just calmed me down and made me stop worrying about things which aren’t really important.”
– Johnny Depp

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”
– Johnny Depp

“I think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you’re on it.”
– Johnny Depp

“If you catch me saying ‘I am a serious actor,’ I beg you to slap me.”
– Johnny Depp

“A woman who would steal your love when your love is all you really have isn’t much of a woman.”
– Johnny Depp

“True confidence leaves no room for jealousy. When you know your are great, you have no need to hate.”
– Nicki Minaj

“I’mma just do me, when it feel right.”
– Nicki Minaj

“Look at your watch now. You’re still a super hot female.”
– Gwen Stefani

“Our memories, they can be inviting. But some are altogether, mighty frightening.”
– Gwen Stefani

“Workin’ so hard every night and day and now we get to lay back.”
– Gwen Stefani

“Now I got my foot — through the door — and I ain’t goin’ no where.”
– Gwen Stefani

“Wakin’ up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say.”
– Gwen Stefani

“And all I know is, you’ve got to give me everything. Nothing less ’cause, you know I give you all of me.”
– Gwen Stefani

“My knees on the ground, dear father, don’t let me break, please make me stronger.”
– Rihanna

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
– Robert Frost

“Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”
– Charles Schulz

“Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it.”
– Brian Vaszily

“Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.”
– Anonymous

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