Funny And Cool 50th Birthday Slogans

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“I refuse to admit I’m more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.”
– Lady Nancy Astor

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
– Larry Lorenzoni

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
– Lucille Ball

“Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.”
– Lucy Larcom

“By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.”
– Marie Dressler

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.”
– Mark Twain

“Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.”
– Maurice Chevalier

“Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.”
– Menachem Mendel Schneerson

“The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.”
– Muhammad Ali

“Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
– Ogden Nash

“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.”
– Oprah Winfrey

“Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.”
– Plato

“Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
– Pope John XXIII

“The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.”
– Pope Paul VI

“Make hay while the sun shines.”
– Proverb

“Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.”
– Richard Griffiths

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”
– Robert Frost

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”
– Sam Ewing

“The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.”
– T. S. Eliot

“To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.”
– Thomas B. Aldrich

“Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.”
– Tom Wilson

“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”
– Truman Capote

“I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.”
– Wendy Cope

“50 years old. In Led Zeppelin terms, that’s halfway up the stairway to heaven.”
– Unknown

“50 years old: you finally get your head together, and your body has other ideas.”
– Unknown

“After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!”
– Unknown

“Aged to perfection!”
– Unknown

“At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.”
– Unknown

“At 50 you’ve seen it all and done it all – but can’t remember most of it!”
– Unknown

“By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician. ”
– Unknown

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