Funniest Sayings And Quotes To Laugh At

by allinspiration.com

“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”
– Jason Kidd

“He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
– Lou Duva

“He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.”
– Torrin Polk

“These young guys are playing checkers. I’m out there playing chess.”
– Kobe Bryant

“Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.”
– Mohammed Ali

“We have only one person to blame, and that’s each other.”
– Barry Beck

“I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.”
– Unknown

“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”
– Unknown

“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.”
– Unknown

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back”
– Unknown

“I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.”
– Unknown

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”
– Unknown

“Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.”
– Unknown

“If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark”
– Mikcheal L.

“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.”
– Wendell Johnson

“It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.”
– Weinberg

“I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good, either.”
– Unknown

“I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.”
– Unknown

“Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, “Where the heck is the ceiling?”
– Unknown

“My Reality Check bounced.”
– Unknown

“Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?”
– Unknown

“I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?”
– Unknown

“There is only one pretty child in the world… and every
mother has it.”
– chinese Proverb

“Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your presence”
– Unknown

“Anyone who says “Easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried it”
– Unknown

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