Funniest Sayings And Quotes To Laugh At

by allinspiration.com

“There will be good days and bad, which means that some days I may be cranky and some days really cranky!”
– Peter Jennings

“I probably am a cranky writer, but I am actually a fairly nice, normal person. Since I’m a grouchy writer, of course I have friends whose books are doing way better than mine. ”
– Sarah Vowell

“That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park.”
– Jim harrison

“I’m old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I’d tell them where to put it.”
– Dolly Parton

“Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but that’s good.”
– Jay Landon

“I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids.”
– Robert Lansing

“I think there’s a world market for maybe five computers. ”
– Thomas Watson

“Computers in the future will weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”
– Popular Mechanics

“There is no reason why anyone would want to have a computer in their home.”
– Ken Olson

“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.”
– Western Union Memo

“The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?”
– David Sarnoff

“640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
– Bill gates

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”
– Charles H Duell

“The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon”
– Sir John Eric Ericksen

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet ”
– Al Gore

“No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.”
– Orville Wright

“It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

“Men know everything – all of them – all the time – no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are.”
– Andrea Dworkin

“I think a lot of times we don’t pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid or unschooled. ”
– Amy Adams

“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
– Oscar Wilde

“No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time – but a good plan should keep a concentration from forming. ”
– Charles E. Wilson

“I’m stupid, I’m ugly, I’m dumb, I smell. Did I mention I’m stupid?”
– Eminem

“To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.”
– Voltaire

“I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff.”
– Shane West

“The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal.”
– Ellsworth Huntington

“I made stupid decisions as a kid, or as a young adult, but I’m trying to be now, I’m trying to take this lemon and make lemonade.”
– Kevin Mitnick

“It’s a bit embarrassing watching myself, but I couldn’t get someone else to play me, that would’ve been stupid.”
– Sean Lennon

“You ain’t goin’ nowhere son. You ought to go back to drivin’ a truck. ”
– Jim Denny

“Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?”
– H.M. Warner

“Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction”
– Pierre Pachet

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