Computer Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“A user and his leisure time are soon parted.”
– Unknown

“Apathy Error:  Don’t bother striking any key.”
– Unknown

“At least my pencil never crashes!”
– Unknown

“Back up my hard drive?  How do I put it in reverse?”
– Unknown

“Computers are like air conditioners.  They work fine until you start opening windows.”
– Unknown

“Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.”
– Unknown

“Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?”
– Unknown

“Don’t anthropomorphize computers – they hate it.”
– Unknown

“I haven’t lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.”
– Unknown

“I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.”
– Unknown

“If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.”
– Unknown

“If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees.  That’ll do them in.”
– Unknown

“If it draws blood, it’s hardware.”
– Unknown

“In God we trust, all others we virus scan.”
– Unknown

“Jesus saves!  The rest of us better make backups.”
– Unknown

“My computer kept beating the pants off me at chess, until I discovered that it was no match against me at kickboxing.”
– Unknown

“Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.”
– Unknown

“RAM disk is not an installation procedure.”
– Unknown

“The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.”
– Unknown

“The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.”
– Unknown

“There are 10 types of people in this world:  those who understand binary and those who don’t.”
– Unknown

“Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.”
– Unknown

“What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?  A URLologist.”
– Unknown

“Windows is just DOS in drag.”
– Unknown

“It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.”
– Unknown

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