Chuck Norris Sayings And Quotes

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“if at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“When Chuck Norris’ daughter lost her virginity he went out and found it.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris does not wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“In scrabble if you spell Chuck Norris you automatically win.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris Can answer a Missed Call”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter…… Enough said.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Saw Chuck Norris gargle peanut butter.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Charlie Sheen is the new Chuck Norris”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“When @charliesheen Tweets, even Chuck Norris stops to allow such greatness to happen.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“CHARLIE SHEEN EATS Chuck Norris FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Major earthquake in Japan, Chuck Norris’ Birthday. Coincidence ? I don’t think so!”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Fox News Reports: Chuck Norris to apologize for causing Earthquake in Japan after overnight partying for his 71st birthday.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, & Chuck Norris walk into a bar and the bartender says What the f#@k is this? Some kind of joke?”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Japan gets rocked by an Earthquake, Hawaii gets hit by a Tsunami and Chuck Norris celebrated his 71st birthday that same day. Cowinkydink? I think NOT!”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“I’m so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Just heard that it was Chuck Norris that killed Bin Laden…with a straw and a spit ball”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris returns from trip to Afghanistan. Coincidence? I think not”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“X Chuck Norris Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With a straw and a spit ball.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“The CIA just announced the team sent to kill Osama Bin Laden was made up of Vin Diesel, Rambo, Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Arnold Schwarzenegger & Robocop.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Dear Osama Bin Laden, I was never retired, I was in a 23 year covert operation, sincerely Chuck Norris”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Good News!! Rapture cancelled by Chuck Norris. Enjoy the Weekend!!”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Personally I give credit where its due.. 2 words, Chuck Norris!”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born.”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Chuck Norris doesn’t go to hell, Hell goes to Chuck Norris!!!”
– Chuck Norris Saying

“Last night a Centipede attempted to kill me in the shower! But with my quick Ninja-like reflexes, I Chuck Norris-ed his ass with the shower head……”
– Chuck Norris Saying

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