Alcohol Quotes And Sayings

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“If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker.  If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.”
– Uknown

“If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.”
– Uknown

“If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine.”
– Uknown

“It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.”
– Uknown

“Life‘s a waste of time, time’s a waste of life so let’s all get wasted and have the time of our life.”
– Uknown

“Remember:  “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser.”
– Uknown

“Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.”
– Uknown

“The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.”
– Uknown

“The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.”
– Uknown

“Wine is how classy people get wasted.”
– Uknown

“You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.”
– Uknown

“Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside.”
– Uknown

“How is it that everyone on this train has so much alcohol?”
– Uknown

“A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.”
– W.C. Fields

“I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.”
– W.C. Fields

“Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy, I’ve done it a thousand times.”
– W.C. Fields

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
– W.C. Fields

“Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.”
– W.H. Davies

“Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel’s nipples.” 
– Warren Ellis

“The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.”
– William James 

“O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!”
– William Shakespeare

“it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance” 
– William Shakespeare

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
– Winston Churchill

“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.”
– Winston Churchill 

“One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she’s pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you’re not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months.”
– Zakk Wylde 

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